Thank you SNL for doing something right. Joseph Gordon Levitt as Jason Mraz might be the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a while. Dave Matthews as Ozzy Osburne. Frosty horchata. Mr Coconut. 

I put one on my head. It looks great.

Regrets

I really wish I had filmed Mike and I’s commentary while we watched Hotel for Dogs. But ultimately, I know Don Cheadle’s pride is glad we didn’t. 

I can’t decide what I find more irresistible, how insanely catchy this song is (the Christmas bells! that riff), or how perfectly precious this video is (masking tape graffiti, confetti, plaid shirts, masks that turn into people). Damn you Vampire Weekend, you know I have no antibodies for you!

Three "Video Phone" bits that should have been the clip's lone visual motif.

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• Beyoncé as M.I.A./Missy Elliott hybrid.

• Beyoncé as absurdly painted gun-toting Bettie Page successor.

• Beyoncé and GaGa, differentiated only by their shoes (above), dancing and dancing and dancing until one of them drops.

Everything else was pretty unneccessary! I know one doesn’t go to Hype Williams for videos that tell stories, but talk about 15 pounds of Technicolor shit in a five-pound bag.

(Also the song made me wish that I was hearing “Ring The Alarm” or “Diva” instead.)

I really have very little to add to this. The video is completely mesmerizing in it’s boringness. 

Still basking in the joy of seeing this fierce lady Monday night by total surprise at the Beacon Theater. I don’t think you get a better endorsement of someone’s performance than what my friend Ashley said walking out:

If I had the choice of having invisibility powers sometimes, or singing like Neko Case, I’d sing like Neko Case

Seriously I’d follow that voice anywhere. She can just open her mouth and amazing sounds fall out.

I’ve come to realize that the road to my heart is paved with Neko Case songs, brussel sprouts, and Tarantino movies. 

thisiswhyyourefat: The Toaster Orgy A toaster strudel topped with cream cheese, strawberry jelly, butter and Aunt Jemima syrup sandwiched between two waffles, all covered in strawberry cream cheese and more syrup. Oh wow. I haven’t wanted to be eating an item from “This Is Why Your Fat” in a dark room in awhile, but I’d like to be in a dark room with nothing but me, this gentle-lady’s breakfast, and a fork. I’m a food pervert.

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Toaster Orgy

A toaster strudel topped with cream cheese, strawberry jelly, butter and Aunt Jemima syrup sandwiched between two waffles, all covered in strawberry cream cheese and more syrup.

Oh wow. I haven’t wanted to be eating an item from “This Is Why Your Fat” in a dark room in awhile, but I’d like to be in a dark room with nothing but me, this gentle-lady’s breakfast, and a fork. I’m a food pervert.

Sometimes freelance writing proves to be satisfying in ways I could have never imagined. Hurry, there’s only 2 left in stock.

Sometimes freelance writing proves to be satisfying in ways I could have never imagined. Hurry, there’s only 2 left in stock.

Unlike Flavorwire, I have high hopes for Saturday’s SNL. January Jones’ tits-out GQ interview kind of made me love her (any interview that focuses on queso at an airport Chili’s had me at bottomless chips). I don’t know how they could possibly top Jon Hamm’s Ham though. That was sheer comedy gold.  But really this post was an excuse to repost the picture of Betty with a shotgun and a cig. Second favorite Mad Men moment ever. 

Unlike Flavorwire, I have high hopes for Saturday’s SNL. January Jones’ tits-out GQ interview kind of made me love her (any interview that focuses on queso at an airport Chili’s had me at bottomless chips). I don’t know how they could possibly top Jon Hamm’s Ham though. That was sheer comedy gold. 

But really this post was an excuse to repost the picture of Betty with a shotgun and a cig. Second favorite Mad Men moment ever. 

Look Mom, it's my neighborhood in Brooklyn

Home to teenage shoot-outs and chicken wings!

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I know Veteran’s Day was yesterday, but these videos of returning soliders reuniting with their dogs are unmissable. The daschunds!