January 2009
44 posts
“25. I am slowly realizing that even if I had a job where my sole...”
– Sarah Szpack, probably the greatest person ever, proving that the 25 Random Things FB trend was worth something
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Non Society Violating Google TOS
tylercoates:
soupsoup:
One thing you definitely don’t want to do if you’re a budding web entrepreneur is get your site banned from Google. You might as well close up shop if you’re unlucky enough to get caught violating their Terms of Service.
Non Society is so desperate for traffic that they’ve put hidden keywords in their source code for such ridiculous keywords as “What Is Your Credit...
I don't heart Michael S. Smith →
I think he’s a pudgy bore, Barack Obama. You could have done better!
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Hooverphonic - “2 Wicky”...
You know what's awesome?
when a box of props for a photo shoot arrives at your desk covered in maple syrup.
You know it’s a recession when Aunt Jemima has to get a job in the mailroom.
This is Top Chef, not Top Cheat on your... →
I heart Fabio. Does it shine through in my writing?
I can see the future →
I never posted this, but I did a design predictions for 2009 for Flavorwire. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll read it and revel in my psychic abilities. I learned it by watching Miss Cleo
Lost
Important theoretical realization alert: The time travel is like “It’s A Wonderful Life”, where you go back, but you can’t really meddle with anything important. You just get to see it and know it existed. This is as oppossed to “Back to the Future” style, where your mother falls in love with you and you erase yourself and everything’s all messed up until...
Ain't love grand →
Really? Really?
Morgan Freeman Intensity Level: 8
I do really want to see 500 Days of Summer, not just because Joseph Gorden Levvitt and Zooey Deschanel are some sort of perfect storm of twee-ness, but this preview makes it seem ungodly intense. This if 500 Days of Fury—I’m sorry, I doubt exactly how furious life becomes in a movie with singing and dancing and animated birds and a scene in an Ikea.
Also, I posed the question yesterday: Is...
Selling Out
Really Of Montreal, after the Outback incident, you’re going to sell a song to Comcast triple play (or something like that). Please stop Kevin Barnes. I know you need money to pay for your sparkly makeup and sexcapades but stop.
At least that one dude from 30 Rock who hasn’t actually been on 30 Rock this season is on it.
Addendum to my last post. Apparently if you put...
My SNL Exposé →
What up now Lorne?
“I am the face of post-racial America, so deal with it, Cate Blanchett.”
– Tracy Morgan, accepting 30 Rock’s Golden Globe for Best Comedy. (via bg5000) (via tylercoates)
Last 30 Rock post today I swear
“You know you bought it if life makes you sweet food!”
– This week’s 30 Rock, which indeed might have been the best ever. Seriously, it was so good it made me fall in love with a midget.
Update: And 2 seconds after I post this they won the Golden Globe, the world is an amazing place.
Even Seth Rogen’s voice got skinny. I kind of miss the schlub.
This is the true story of 8 strangers trying to... →
Or at least what their house looks like
Only 4 minutes in and this week’s episode of GG is already filled with Dorota goodness… Di-vine.
WatchI think this one has the exact same music (or pretty close) as the Andy Punch one. But it’s Kristin Wigg’s little “Do This” dance that makes it.
I cannot wait until Saturday when I’m going to see this IN PERSON!
WatchI’m a bit under the weather today (read: hungover) and SNL clips really made this day worthwhile. Andy Samberg is such an adorable little flop when he dances.
“That girl’s got hot dogs for lips”
– Chick on MTV’s Parental Control
Re: Lil Wayne as a religion →
Pretty much the best thing I’ve read all year (retroactively for 2008, I’m not being snide).
Who do I have to kill to get my hair to look like Brit Brit’s in the “Womanizer” video? (The blonde with the swoopy bangs)
