Sure, I’ll never eat Cheerios again. Sure, she suckered me in by mentioning bedazzlers and M&J Trimming (that store! I could live there). Sure, the song doesn’t actually start for 8 minutes, but she kept the breakdown at the end in there and the visuals for that part are a frantic montage of her wearing hats too big for cars and walking on stairs.
You did it Lady Gaga. You made the perfect video for “Marry the Night”