Things That Happened Outside of My Bedroom Window This Morning While I Was Trying to Sleep
- Neighbor sitting on my stoop and having long conversation with her friend about her sex life
- Neighbor sitting on my stoop and chiding her friend for having a fake identity culled from other people’s Facebook photos
- Neighbor sitting on my stoop and chiding her friend for having a fake identity culled from other people’s Facebook photos that is apparently warranted for a crime
- Neighbor sitting on my stoop and disavowing her friend for living a life of crime (and staying in a loveless lesbian relationship!), yelling frantically that she is coming down to Swathmore to stop this
- Neighbor going back upstairs in a huff — HAS NOT LEFT YET TO GO TO SWATHMORE. Some friend
